Epic Rap Battle: Marines vs. Army


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  • F.B.I. 2
    F.B.I. 2  5 hours back

    Marines won.

    • Chris Bailey
      Chris Bailey  6 hours back

      Lol great battle. Got to side with army though.

      • I have to wait 90 days to change my name

        Both are good as long as you use a 14/4 army division

        • dalibor kuzmanović
          dalibor kuzmanović  14 hours back

          Better armyy

          • David Stone
            David Stone  1 days back

            My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment= Marine

            • Your Dynamic Self
              Your Dynamic Self  1 days back

              Should've put this in "well you Army guys got fucked in Vietnam while the marine corps legacy goes on and on" (which is true because 3/4's of the losses in Vietnam were the army.)

              • R S
                R S  1 days back

                Matt needs to learn how to count bars....

                • Holly Owens
                  Holly Owens  1 days back

                  Las Vegas baby

                  • Holly Owens
                    Holly Owens  1 days back

                    Remember the frontier

                    • Nicholas Mitchum
                      Nicholas Mitchum  2 days back

                      Airforce anyone

                      • Apollo Apocalypse
                        Apollo Apocalypse  2 days back

                        Army won so hard it's not even funny

                        • Loblolly0228 Gaming
                          Loblolly0228 Gaming  2 days back

                          I must’ve seen this a thousand times and it still bugs me every time the rhyme and captions say the word should be “Hey” but the voiceover from the girl says “Hiiiii”

                          • The Great British Gamer

                            Mean while tge airborne troops are laughing there ass's off why running 30miles with a log 😂

                            • Austin Keown
                              Austin Keown  2 days back

                              He didnt even mention crayons

                              • KrYpT3K ninja
                                KrYpT3K ninja  3 days back

                                That’s truest how it be😂😂

                                • sgt. 666
                                  sgt. 666  3 days back

                                  Im salty you didnt u bring up that the marines are technically part of the navy and not there own branch

                                  • Seerpin Serpent
                                    Seerpin Serpent  3 days back

                                    I would just like to say I’m pretty sure the marines were created first; In a bar

                                    • Last true Patriot
                                      Last true Patriot  4 days back

                                      Let’s GO US ARMY

                                      • dill funk 1972
                                        dill funk 1972  5 days back

                                        Just ask your mom

                                        • Swagnite 28
                                          Swagnite 28  5 days back

                                          Army is definitely better

                                          • Tom
                                            Tom  1 weeks back

                                            US Army joined the chat.
                                            Marines joined the chat.

                                            Navy SEAL joined the chat.
                                            US Army left the chat.
                                            Marines left the chat.

                                            • Rory N
                                              Rory N  1 weeks back

                                              Why was Nick not wearing a bikini. That'd be hilarious

                                              • Bella Simmons 763
                                                Bella Simmons 763  1 weeks back

                                                I'm going to be a marine dog handler

                                                • Jack Hamrick
                                                  Jack Hamrick  2 days back

                                                  It takes a couple years to hit Sgt. 😉

                                              • joe who
                                                joe who  2 weeks back


                                                • C Padh
                                                  C Padh  2 weeks back

                                                  Thanks for making this rap, song, u made our day brah. Keep supporting the few of proud.

                                                  • wesley reinholdt
                                                    wesley reinholdt  2 weeks back

                                                    I like how he said he passed that as a pvt and is a fuzzy 😂😂

                                                    • Samuel Furgiuele
                                                      Samuel Furgiuele  2 weeks back


                                                      • not likely
                                                        not likely  2 weeks back

                                                        Just remember...

                                                        NO ONE beats up my brother....but me


                                                        • conservative 11
                                                          conservative 11  3 weeks back

                                                          Army won

                                                          • carveslipknot56 powerman

                                                            say I've been wondering what's that song in the end. please

                                                            • Cody Hamilton
                                                              Cody Hamilton  3 weeks back

                                                              How dare you represent the core when your pants aren't bloused with your boots do you know what boot bands are boy?

                                                              • Leo Casi
                                                                Leo Casi  3 weeks back

                                                                You’re one of those guys huh ?butthurt when you see someone with his hands on his pockets ?😂 fucking pog

                                                            • Joey B
                                                              Joey B  3 weeks back

                                                              everyone here is making fun of the coast guard but my uncle was in the coast guard and he’s told me some badass stories lol

                                                              • Radj Jover Soliman
                                                                Radj Jover Soliman  3 weeks back

                                                                Marines won

                                                                • Ksikkihkini
                                                                  Ksikkihkini  3 weeks back

                                                                  It was all good until you attempted to bad mouth a Marine. I've seen Coast Guard tougher than you goobers...but everyone has....hahaha, No I wasn't a Marine, I was a Navy CH-46D Aircrew. But I was stationed on a Marine base for 6 months, thank God for the Obstacle Course. Thanks, love your video's!

                                                                  • Will Williams
                                                                    Will Williams  3 weeks back

                                                                    Marines are the best I want to be a marine

                                                                    • Dale Brwony
                                                                      Dale Brwony  4 weeks back

                                                                      Are you a stolen valor

                                                                      • Leo Casi
                                                                        Leo Casi  3 weeks back

                                                                        No,he used to be an army ranger

                                                                    • AmericanOutdoorsman
                                                                      AmericanOutdoorsman  4 weeks back

                                                                      Marines all the way

                                                                      • The dark Reble
                                                                        The dark Reble  4 weeks back

                                                                        Marine wins but may don’t have that marine style you can tell he’s a ranger lol

                                                                        • Christopher Steiner
                                                                          Christopher Steiner  4 weeks back

                                                                          Love how civis are bent on this. Then at the end of the day, me being Army; any Marine I did this with, I would grab a beer with. It is a sibling rivalry. Some civis are just too stupid to realize it, and take it to heart lmaoo.

                                                                          • Trojan Rapier
                                                                            Trojan Rapier  4 weeks back

                                                                            a beer is what unites a marine and a armyman

                                                                            • Mike St. Michael
                                                                              Mike St. Michael  4 weeks back

                                                                              Civil Affairs

                                                                              • Extra Fat Giraffe
                                                                                Extra Fat Giraffe  4 weeks back

                                                                                I am sorry if I offend someone but what is the difference between them?

                                                                                • Leo Casi
                                                                                  Leo Casi  3 weeks back

                                                                                  I have no clue lol (I’m in the army 11B ,Airborne infantry)
                                                                                  But What I can tell you ,is that both branches have NON infantry jobs ,so don’t think all of them are bad asses lol. (Only infantry units and SOF community)
                                                                                  I personally hate pogs (non infantry) because they don’t do shit but to sit on a computer all day and not suck like grunts in the field and actually learn shit that you’ll use in the battlefield

                                                                              • Sierra Hahn
                                                                                Sierra Hahn  4 weeks back

                                                                                LOL MARINES ARE THE MENS DEPARTMENT OF THE NAVY LOL TRUE FUN FACT

                                                                                • Eclipse Gaming and Vlogs
                                                                                  Eclipse Gaming and Vlogs  1 months back

                                                                                  I support both becaise my great grandfather was a marine and my grandfather was in the army

                                                                                  • RR T
                                                                                    RR T  1 months back

                                                                                    In real life the Army would destroy the Marines.
                                                                                    I like the Marines but numbers don't lie and their second tier force verses the five special operations forces of the Army consisting of first and second tier forces is not comparable.

                                                                                    • The Koushka
                                                                                      The Koushka  1 months back

                                                                                      1:24. I lost it 😂

                                                                                      • Thomas Nasworthy
                                                                                        Thomas Nasworthy  1 months back

                                                                                        Dude Marines could beat the shit out of an army ranger any day any time

                                                                                        • Chad Dickey
                                                                                          Chad Dickey  1 months back

                                                                                          Army is BETTER than the lame marines